Leliel12

[Trigger warning: Slavery apologia is unavoidable in this series. But also emotional manipulation, discussion of rape and false rape, possessive and pedophilic tones, misogyny, and now, gaslighting.]

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[Haunted expression on Leliel’s face]

Anne: …I’d ask why he looks like someone walked over his own grave, but I’ve been watching the other spork. I now understand what it’s like to learn things man nor frog was meant to know…

Wanderer: I don’t know why you, or especially him, feel the need to torture yourselves like that.

Leliel: Contractual obligation…agreed to by myself…and wanting to get it done before this term’s final project…

Luz: Plus side, we get to meet a vampire pirate! …Minus side, we now get to see the inevitable continuing slide into blatant edgy power fantasy. Including a couple moments where I’m pretty sure if it was on a website, it’d end with “and everyone clapped.” Because, spoiler, Naofumi insults the king to his face and that somehow doesn’t get consequences!

Suspire: I be of a similar opinion with all that. Because what we are about to witness…I do not jest, if you told me everything that be occurring in Episode 13, I would call you a conspiracy theorist and clearly making excuses. The Red Menace is to be…feared? Avoided. Avoided be a better term.

( Naofumi’s IRL Fanfic Of Himself )

( Spitefic )

[Trigger Warning: Yep, got more slavery apologia, plus some pedophilic tones plus nonexplicit underage nudity. And these episodes are a break from the last two. Holy shit.]

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[Spoilers for Black Clover, Jujutsu Kaisen]

[Scripts are from https://transcripts.foreverdreaming.org/viewforum.php?f=2415, not sporker original work]

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[As the scene opens, it becomes clear that the only two human people are present.]

Leliel: …so that’s kind of why we need you guys. Because the main sporkers have officially called a break after that shit, and given how it’s about a sentient magical bird…

Green-Eyed Crow: …This still feels like a mite speciesist. Or maybe I just really don’t want to.

Red Hawk With Sword: Do ye ever, Catha?

Winged Woman: If anything’s going to make her more than just being stubborn, though…Danu’s tits. I feel almost inadequate at this.

Wanderer2691: And camera’s on-hey guys! Welcome back, to what is currently a very demonic co-sporker cast! …literally, all these ladies are Shin Megami Tensei demons, which we have…well, dragged from the Expanse because understandably, our normal co-sporkers would have held a mutiny, led by an actual pirate.

Leliel: And the thing is, ironically, these two episodes are a bit of a break from the creepy nonsense, just really weird and cliche nonsense. But we felt that after The Horror really scarred us, we needed three birds - especially given how here, we have an episode about consequences of heroism, and perhaps the most pointless royal we’ll meet in the series…including Mircella. But first, Sporker Roll Call!

[Trigger warning: Even moar slavery apologia and related abuse, as well as a TON of pedophilia-adjacent stuff. And incest undertones. And threats of sexual assault. And just plain pedophilia and discussion of incest. There is a reason we call Filo the Horror.]

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[Scripts are from https://transcripts.foreverdreaming.org/viewforum.php?f=2415, not sporker original work]

[Cut to the sporking chamber, which is now rather…gothy. And piratey. And damp]

Wanderer2691: [Pokes at a scuttling bone-white crab] Uh, Lels? Why are all the co-sporkers you tie yourself to supervillains?

Leliel: [Shrugs] I can be an edgy boy sometimes, and I always like the thematic of an outcast who does good despite being rather terrifying and with a nature that wants to be a baddie.

Luz: Hey, no shade from me. My girlfriend specializes in creating zombie muck monsters, having a hot vampire pirate husbando is hardly aiming low.

Iana: [Purring happily in Suspire’s arms] Well…I cheated. He is, after all, my destined partner. And he is cute enough I don’t feel the need to fight the Bond too hard…and as a fair warning, I’m going to spend the next two episodes wrapped around my dear Eastern sea crow. I need mental healing.

Suspire: Quite. Welcome back to Rising of the Shield Hero, wherein we get two episodes following…That Thing, aka Filo, as she does not develop a better and less timber-shivering second impression, along with full hints of how deep Naofumi’s greed runs.

( The true cost of Golden Not-Chocobo breeding. )

[Trigger Warning: Slavery, emotional and physical abuse, emotional manipulation, bigotry, misogyny.]

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Leliel: [Checking for earplugs again]

Iana: You know, that scream didn’t leave permanent damage. And my throat is still sore from that, so I don’t think I have it in me to lose my cool like that in the near future.

Wanderer2691: Yeah, and you are one third of the sporkers. The other two have entirely undamaged larynxes and soon-to-be damaged minds.

Chie and Yukiko: [Looking at script of previous spork with utter revulsion]

Yukiko: [Icily] Let’s do this.

Chie: Y-yeah…best way out is through and all…oh this is going to not be fun at all…

Leliel: Yeah, especially because we’re doing two episodes today, to really get across the early portrayal of Raphtalia…and just how manipulative this show is.

Iana: But first, some backpoints!



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