Leliel12 ([personal profile] leliel_12) wrote 2024-06-28 05:12 pm (UTC)

Novalis: Good day, everyone. Or as good a day as anyone can have in a situation like this. Due to having little to offer in terms of commentary, Lily has let me take over full-time. *sips tea* I can only hope the experience proves worthwhile.

We sincerely wish. It was...painful to get through.

Novalis: …that one…may be on me. I apologize. Pipes do not mix well with an infuriated Water Aspect…

Going to drop kayfabe and admit that, OOC, I can't incorporate Novalis into the spitefic directly. People on Das Sporking would wonder who he is. As it is, I do like him though, and I fully support the spork and incoming spitefic.

Novalis: For once, Malty has done something I can get behind; less than pure motives or not, sensible actions are sensible actions. Shame about the…everything else about her.

A nuance this show runs screaming from.

*Novalis turns vaguely green and sets his cup down with a little more force than necessary*

Novalis: Well, there goes my appetite…


Chie: Welcome to the club....eek.

Novalis: I may regret saying this in the future…but I like you.

I honestly think his heel actions later are to cover for what he does now.

(Note from Lily: I also just now notice that all of the subtitles use a different way to write the character names and now it bothers me :D)

I think that's on me, sorry.

Novalis: *calmly, though strained, as though he’s holding back an eruption* Funny. It’s my opinion too. And if I, who grew up in a country where slavery is normal and legal, can come to hold that opinion, Naofumi has no excuse.

*sips tea*

…perhaps I should take him to the Realm and tip off the Wyld Hunt about a dangerous Anathema. His reaction would be glorious.


Althea: You think you can call a truce for Exigent assistance?

Thuumi: We'd swear an oath to remain pursuing a mutual enemy if you will.

Novalis: Annoyingly, that does seem to be the only reason for her existence.

Lily: *pokes head into room* Like the Ebon Dragon, but somehow even more of a loser. *leaves*

Novalis: …I don’t know what she’s referring to, but I feel like I should.


Thuumi: *glancing at sorcerer's notes* ...oh boy. And oh hell, that makes too much sense...

Novalis: I generally try to avoid taking pleasure in my enemies getting screwed over. There are only two exceptions: House Ragara and the Shield Hero. Get fucked, Iwatami Naofumi.

Iana: I'd mock you about what Ragara did, then I remembered who they are. Carry on, down with the Imperial Bank.

Novalis: I find that to be a theme with men like him. They’ll gleefully abuse their advantages all they like, but the second their views turn against them, they’re singing a different tune.

It does seem to be a common aspect of narcissistic self-pity.

Novalis: Which is why you must be careful with poison, and plan its uses out exactly. It does not do to murder an entire court.



Lily: Did I mention Novalis’s morals are kinda loose? Because Novalis’s morals are kinda loose.


Iana: *idly animating a war machine made of bones and grief* Can't imagine how that feels.

Novalis: …wait a second.

He got these new powers from an infernal source, he definitely views himself as a victim of an unjust world, the Yozis would probably view his kind of thinking as useful for their…

*pales*

Oh.

Oh no.

I…could someone check his forehead for a Caste Mark? I…believe I am onto something and I do not like it in the slightest.


It's disturbingly plausible, given how the Cardinal Weapons seem to work.

*Novalis quickly shakes his head to shake off the anxiety, flashing a dark smile*

Novalis: *words dripping with sarcasm* Oh, we’re going to get along just swell…


I look forward to the takedowns.

Lily: Can you believe people still think Dragon-Blooded are the weakest Exalted? Wild.

A half of infinity is still infinity, as they say. They're still demigods, if not OP demigods.

Lily: I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone get so mad they ruined an entire sporking chamber.

Frankly, I wish I saw it less...

Novalis: I…am going to take a break. And…I am also going to call in some backup. And pull together a plan. Because if I am right…the Yozis clearly have some stake in this. And I need to figure out what it is.

I will be seeing you all next time.


Looking forward to it!

Iana, when informed: ...Ohohohohoho....he's going to meet my darling...

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